OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha
fuck everything else this is the real post of the decade
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OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha
fuck everything else this is the real post of the decade
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Truth is, it reads more like “she can do everything” and “him, it’s just Ken”
And ken is a slang used in French that means “to fuck”
So “Him, it’s just fucking”
Which I think is even more hilarious
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Cunk on Earth | Philomena’s Castle
This is brilliantly performed, but my God the Sound Department for this sequence deserve an EGOT and a Medal of Honor.
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Watching twilight on a poorly hung projector. (x)
There’s literally nothing better about something that just makes an entire room laugh harder and harder with every moment. No words, no explinations, no one talking, just pure laughter.
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spider-man 2002 is actually such a funny movie and not even in the “oh so cringey” way. peter waving to mj when she was actually waving to her friends? the ‘go web go’ scene??? peter dragging a cafeteria tray across the cafeteria??? peter finding out he had super powers and immediately jumping off a building and flinging himself into a wall???? peter absolutely demolishing his room and telling his aunt it’s a science project???? peters first costume? so fucking funny
visual evidence
Accurate depiction of what would happen if a teenager got superpowers
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nowhere else
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Does he mean anything to you
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how to signal to goths in public that i am an ally friend and lover despite dressing like a camp counselor
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Barbie (2023) // The Good Place (2016-2020)
I am going to spit on Thomas Edison’s grave
The tags on this post lmfaoooo
gems from the tags: round 2
sorry to the sad tumblr girlies but the real cunt is in the room containing these 4
new SuperWhoLock just dropped
#we joke that the first room is a bloodbath#but you couldn’t pay me to sit in on the second room#there’s mental illness in that room so complex it’s only perceivable by shrimp (via @moorishflower)
There’s not enough monkeys or enough typewriters to ever produce this sort of stellar content – except here on Tumblr I LOVE YOU ALL.
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My anthropologist partner dislikes the 1.20 update because it refers to pieces of pottery as “shards” rather than the correct term, “sherds”
I like how there’s just this small group of people being a “little” upset about the shard and sherd thing. I’m reblogging every single one of them
Fyi if you don’t already know, shard is broken pieces of glass and sherd is broken pieces of ceramic
Good News
Anthropology win.
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2o5:
2o5:
I hate capitalism but I love buying objects
We should be able to get objects for free. Why must I pay tokens for him
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